1. |
Prologue
00:32
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2. |
Toccata
03:16
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3. |
The Haunted Flute
01:35
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4. |
October Rising
01:35
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Oh, I’m a monster, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna eat you, I’m gonna eat you,
‘Cause I’m a monster, oh, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna ea-a-a-at yo-o-o-ou.
He rings up sugar, corn, and wheat.
He rings up cans and bread and meat.
His nametag says his name is Pete.
I think he’s pretty good to eat.
Oh, I’m a monster, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna eat you, I’m gonna eat you,
‘Cause I’m a monster, oh, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna ea-a-a-at yo-o-o-ou.
No rain nor hail nor snow nor sleet
Will slow the staid, persistent, fleet-
Ing motion of the mailman’s feet.
I think he’s pretty good to eat.
Oh, I’m a monster, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna eat you, I’m gonna eat you,
‘Cause I’m a monster, oh, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna ea-a-a-at yo-o-o-ou.
In daily blues he walks the beat,
An officer all down the street.
He finds a bench and takes a seat.
I think he’s pretty good to eat.
Oh, I’m a monster, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna eat you, I’m gonna eat you,
‘Cause I’m a monster, oh, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna ea-a-a-at yo-o-o-ou.
The pet store owner keeps them neat,
From dog to cat to parakeet.
And though they all look pretty sweet,
I think he’s pretty good to eat.
Oh, I’m a monster, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna eat you, I’m gonna eat you,
‘Cause I’m a monster, oh, I’m a monster,
I’m gonna ea-a-a-at yo-o-o-ou.
But I feel something pierce my skin.
The pain is coming from within.
The people who escape, they grin.
At least I knew they’re good to eat.
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6. |
Glitch
01:36
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7. |
Spooky 2000
02:21
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8. |
Scary
01:37
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One night, a gypsy woman gave me a gift
It was a tiny little skeleton toy
And when I pressed the button under the thrift
Store price tag, it sang and danced around with great joy
But when the skeleton stopped working and broke
I put it out in my garage for a year
And when I brought it out, I tell you, no joke
It started saying things that gave me much fear
It was a…
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
Well now, it asked me ‘what the hell do you want?’
It turned to face me with its glowing red eyes
And though right now it just says ‘what do you want?’
It knows it’s videotaped, I didn’t lie
So maybe all it does is splutter and spurt
Right now, but I promise it’ll get interesting
Because I know it’s gonna drop it’s li’l front
And you’ll be glad that you weren’t missing a thing
‘Cause it’s a…
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
You know, the skeleton is bein’ an ass-
Hole, that’s why it doesn’t wanna do anything
But now you heard that it was givin’ me sass
Ohh, I should drop this cam and give it a swing
And all we’re doin’ here is pressin’ a but-
Ton, and this thing just isn’t wanting to work
But if it wants some’n from us it should say what
So go ahead and tell us, you little jerk!
[Spoken: “What, me?!” “No! The… thing!”
You’re just a…
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
So tell us, what exactly are you afraid of?
(You.) Oh, well, I would be afraid of that too
You think that we might figure out what you’re made of?
(No.) Well, we’re standing here and we can see you
Why don’t cha come right outta there and perform
For us, ‘less if we are really pissin’ you off?
Wait, do you want us to be pissin’ you off?
Why don’t cha show us? Why don’t cha show us?
Why don’t cha show us? Why don’t cha show us?
[Bridge]
I'm a very spooky guy...
The kind you don't take home to mother...
I will always let your spirit down
When I see y'all on the street
Oh yeah!
I'm all right, but I'm right
Yes, I'm all right with me
Yeah-hah-hah...
Heh-heh-heh HEY!
Now we aren’t touching this thing but it goes nuts
And in the name of Jesus Christ, you get out!
Nobody’s doin’ something to make this happen
And in the name of Jesus Christ, you get out!
The noise you hear, it’s shaking hard on the counter
It’s gettin’ loud, for you to hear, I will shout
You see, this is a real demonic encounter
So in the name of Jesus Christ, you get out!
You’re just a…
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
Toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy!
A toy skeleton, haunted and possessed
This is demonic, crazy
No, you’re not welcome here and no, you’re not wanted
I know, I’m tapin’ it, I tape, I tape this
We know this little plastic dummy is haunted
I do, I’m tapin’ it, I tape, I tape this
We will not have you in this house, demon-spawn
So press the button, press the button, you plugged it
You’re gettin’ outta here this minute, yeah, you’re gone!
(You’re gone! You’re gone!)
[Spoken]
Oh my god. Stephan unplugged it…
I’m turning this off now.
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10. |
Shivers Down Your Spine
00:56
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11. |
Swell Bells
01:34
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12. |
Thursday the 12th
01:36
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13. |
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The two days in every single year that make me want to scream
The few days that leave me full of fear, with dark and mournful theme
And if they ever did collide, well, that would just be mean
I hope Friday the 13th never falls on Hallowe’en
The two days in every single year that make me want to scream
The few days that leave me full of fear, with dark and mournful theme
And if they ever did collide, well, that would just be mean
I hope Friday the 13th never falls on Hallowe’en
The two days in every single year that make me want to scream
The few days that leave me full of fear, with dark and mournful theme
And if they ever did collide, well, that would just be mean
I hope Friday the 13th never falls on Hallowe’en
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14. |
Saturday the 14th
01:36
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15. |
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There comes a time in every year
When every night is filled with fear
But that’s all far away from here
Which means that Half-o-we’en is near
The calendar has turned its way to April 31st
The farthest poss’ble date away from monsters’ bloody thirst
Six months since demons ran away, six months ‘til night is cursed
That’s why we cel’brate Half-o-we’en on April 31st
The hills and dales are newly gre’en
The animals and plants are ke’en
No signs of autumn to be se’en
That means it’s time for Half-o-we’en
The calendar has turned its way to April 31st
The farthest poss’ble date away from monsters’ bloody thirst
Six months since demons ran away, six months ‘til night is cursed
That’s why we cel’brate Half-o-we’en on April 31st
The spirits roil, their die is cast
The cemetery’s tombs are vast
But all those frights are in the past
And Half-o-we’en is here at last
The calendar has turned its way to April 31st
The farthest poss’ble date away from monsters’ bloody thirst
Six months since demons ran away, six months ‘til night is cursed
That’s why we cel’brate Half-o-we’en on April 31st
[Slower and spookier:]
The scarecrows now are stuffed with hay
The fresh spring air has gone away
We hate to reach the Dreadful Day
But Half-o-we’en can never stay
[Start slow but pick up speed:]
When frights were over, we rejoiced on April 31st
You know we love to stay away from monsters’ bloody thirst
And now the days grow colder and we hide from nightly curse
But next year we can celebrate on April 31st
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16. |
Tentative Horror
02:25
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17. |
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If you find yourself at night
Alone in a dreadful scene
You better hope for your own sake
It isn’t Hallowe’en
If you hear xyl’phones in the dark
Don’t look back where you’ve be’en
Just face ahead and run away
It must be Hallowe’en
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en
The night each year that’s mean, it’s frightful and obscene
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en
Zombies, ghosts and skeletons are dancing really ke’en
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en…
If you find yourself at night
Lost in the forests of Maine
You’d better check your calendar
‘Cuz if it’s Hallowe’en…
You’ll try to run, or try to hide
You’ll try to stay unseen
And if the monsters come to find
You, it must be Hallowe’en…
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en
The night each year that’s mean, it’s frightful and obscene
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en
A night that’s rarely dangerous unless you are a te’en
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en…
If you find yourself at night
In what looks like a horror scene
You get yourself away from there
If this is Hallowe’en…
Or if you’re staying out too late
In ol’ downtown Racine...
You’d have nothing to worry for
Except it’s Hallowe’en…
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en
The night each year that’s mean, it’s frightful and obscene
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en
Statues rise tonight to dance with Hummel figurines
Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en, Hallowed Hallowe’en…
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18. |
Hallowed Interlude
01:40
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19. |
Spooky - Hallowe'en Mix
04:00
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20. |
Too Spooky Prelude
01:49
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21. |
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There's a bat
And a rat
And a big black scary cat
It's too spooky for me
There's a skeleton
And a vampire
There's something in the fire
It's much too spooky for me
It's too spooky
Too spooky
It's too spooky for me
I can't look
It's too spooky for me
It's too spooky
Too spooky
It's too spooky for me
I have to turn away
It's too spooky for me
There's a monster
And a witch
Am I really seeing this?
It's too spooky for me
There's a jack-o'lantern with arms and legs
There's a ghost coming down the stairs
It's much too spooky for me
It's too spooky
Too spooky
It's too spooky for me
I can't look
It's too spooky for me
It's too spooky
Too spooky
It's too spooky for me
I have to turn away
It's too spooky for me
What's that under the stairs?
I'm sure that that should not be there
What's that, there in the window?
In fact, I'd rather not know
It's too spooky
Too spooky
It's too spooky for me
I can't look
It's too spooky for me
It's too spooky
Too spooky
It's too spooky for me
I have to turn away
It's too spooky for me
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22. |
Inside the Tubes
01:35
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23. |
Totally Tubular
03:04
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24. |
The Klaxon
01:37
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25. |
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It doesn’t matter what your dest-
ination is, so don’t be stressed
A feast for every humble guest
Now come and make this train your nest
We offer service from our best
The opportunity to rest
So come along, just tell us ‘yes’
And ride the Hallowe’en Express
Every single year it goes
And where it comes from, no one knows
The train arrives on Hallowe’en
And brings back those who ha’n’t been seen
In twelve long months; they never stay
‘The train has took their lives away,’
Some say…
It doesn’t matter what your dest-
ination is, so don’t be stressed
A feast for every humble guest
Now come and make this train your nest
We offer service from our best
The opportunity to rest
So come along, just tell us ‘yes’
And ride the Hallowe’en Express
Go get your tickets if you’re brave
That train is surely like a grave
And if you dare to stand in line
At Old South Station, co’ered in vine,
You’ll wait behind the old, who buy
‘I’d rather ride the train than die,’
Some cry…
It doesn’t matter what your dest-
ination is, so don’t be stressed
A feast for every humble guest
Now come and make this train your nest
We offer service from our best
The opportunity to rest
So come along, just tell us ‘yes’
And ride the Hallowe’en Express
[Bridge]
One year they’re gone, but now come back,
Their bodies have remained intact,
Although their minds, their selves, are gone
The body simply carries on
And aims to serve each humble guest
They’ll honor every made request
I guess…
It doesn’t matter what your dest-
ination is, so don’t be stressed
A feast for every humble guest
Now come and make this train your nest
We offer service from our best
The opportunity to rest
So come along, just tell us ‘yes’
And ride the Hallowe’en Express
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26. |
The Train Arrives
02:09
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27. |
Mansion Prelude
01:36
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28. |
The Mansion
03:52
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29. |
Drum Mache'en
02:36
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30. |
Toccata Reprise
02:04
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31. |
Epilogue
01:40
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