Christmas Omniscience

by Lumpp

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1.	Intro 00:38	buy track
2.	Chringle Bell Rock 03:11	buy track
3.	Wonderful 02:08	buy track
4.	The Gentlemen 04:20	buy track
5.	Decking Interlude 01:16	buy track
6.	Deck My Limbs 02:33	buy track
7.	Christmas Secret 03:01	buy track
8.	Sledding Interlude 00:43	buy track
9.	First Snowfall on the Hill 03:40	buy track
10.	Riding the Sleigh 03:48	buy track
11.	Secret Unwrapped 03:11	buy track
12.	Days of Christmas 04:44	buy track
13.	My Name Is... Interlude 00:56	buy track
14.	Chris Mastree 03:17	buy track
15.	We Wish You... an Interlude 01:07	buy track
16.	A MIDIer Christmas 02:40	buy track
17.	Green Sleeves Interlude 00:44	buy track
18.	Greener Sleeves 03:19	buy track
19.	Greenest Sleeves 04:24	buy track
20.	A.M. Joy Interlude 01:05	buy track
21.	P.M. Joy 05:32	buy track
22.	Midnight Reruns 01:47	buy track
23.	Twas the... Interlude 00:51	buy track
24.	The Night Before 02:32	buy track
25.	Christmas Presence 03:01	buy track
26.	The Interlude Clause 00:50	buy track
27.	Ch Ch Ch Christmas 03:42	buy track
28.	Chringle Bells 04:22	buy track
29.	Bells Interlude 01:07	buy track
30.	Christmas Finale 07:01	buy track
31.	Outro 00:40	buy track

about

Are you ready for the most wonderful time of the year? And no, I don't mean the release of Downsizing, a top contender for the horniest film of the year, which "happened" to come out on the same day as this album. It's time to deck your halls, jingle your bells, rest your merry gentlemen, ride a sleigh, wear something with green sleeves, wish your friends and family twelve (or ten) merry days in a row, and bring joy to the world! That's right, it's the ho-ho-holiday known as Christmas, or Chrimbus, or the #Marie of #Chiasmus, or Candlenights, or the Winter Solstice, Festivus, Hanukkah, Chanukah, Kwanzaa, and many more!

Join Doug, your personal guide to Christmas omniscience, as he sings and narrates his way through the month of December. He'll tell you incomprehensible jokes with no punchlines, give random inflection to his words that obscure their meaning, and maybe even share some of his sinister Christmas plans with you! What is Doug's deal, exactly? No one quite knows, but you may remember him from the song "Tannenbaum", off last year's "Christmas Omnipresence". And if you don't, well, now wouldn't be a bad time to revisit that album, because I made that one, too.

credits

released December 21, 2017

Credit goes to Joe Beal and Jim Boothe, Paul McCartney, the people of 16th to 19th century England, Thomas Oliphant, Leroy Anderson, Melchior Franck, WestNet (Westchester County's premier internet access point circa 1999), David Bowie, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Isaac Watts, Clement Clarke Moore, James Pierpont, George Michael, Robert Burns, and most importantly Gemmy Industries and the uncredited voice actor who unwittingly became Doug in this album.

Special thanks to the Barenaked Ladies, Mariah Carey and by extension Irving Berlin, and Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, by way of musical inspiration. And equally-special thanks to Tim Allen and the producers of the film The Santa Clause, Gregory Ruhe of Puppet Pizzazz, and Joy-Ann Reid of MSNBC, for a wide variety of non-musical inspiration.

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